A professional intervention

Scrubs , you should be working

This website exists because someone close to you is concerned about your productivity. Or lack thereof.

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The alarm doesn't lie, unlike 'I'll start in a minute'.

Scrubs was on the couch. Again. All day. Structurally.

No matter the task: always postponed.

Excuses per hour: 6. Tasks per hour: 0.

Share this before Scrubs starts another series.

The numbers don't lie

7
Netflix hours per workday
31
Excuses used today
615
Unread work emails
2%
Productivity score

Scientifically proven

6 reasons why Scrubs should be working

1

Scrubs and productivity are not on speaking terms

They tried couples therapy. Scrubs slept through it. Everyone else is being productive. Scrubs? On the couch. Structurally.

2

The snooze button fears ${naam}

7:00 alarm. 7:01 snooze. Repeat until noon. "I'm a slow starter" is not a personality trait.

3

"I work better under pressure"

The pressure has been here for months. Nothing has happened. The deadline was yesterday. Scrubs didn't notice.

4

Scrubs's LinkedIn is fiction

"Hard worker. Results-driven. Go-getter." The couch tells a different story. HR has questions.

5

Netflix is not a career

Scrubs has finished more series than tasks. The ratio is concerning. The watchlist is longer than the CV.

6

This is your intervention

Your friends. Society. Your bank account. Everyone is saying the same thing: get to work. It's time.

Eyewitness accounts

What others say

“Scrubs asked what time it was. I said 2 PM. Scrubs said "cool, I'll start soon."”

— Colleague

“I once saw Scrubs working. Turns out it was a loading screen.”

— Team lead

“Scrubs has been 'out of office' for 3 months.”

— HR

“Scrubs said "I'm working from home." The PS5 was on. The laptop wasn't.”

— Roommate

“Scrubs had a 3-week deadline. After 2.5 weeks: "What deadline?"”

— Project manager

Frequently asked questions

FAQ

Does Scrubs ever actually work?

Sometimes. But opening the fridge doesn't technically count.

Is there hope?

Science is cautiously pessimistic. The couch is too comfortable.

Isn't this mean?

This is love. Hard, honest, work-related love.

What can you do?

Tips

1

Turn off the WiFi. See what happens.

2

Send Scrubs a job listing. Every day. As a reminder.

3

Move the couch outside. Subtle but effective.

Know someone else who should be working?

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